Because they’re done like an Easter ham, kids. And here everyone thought their marriage was going to hold up.
Publicists confirm that Kelis and Nas, once thought to be a marriage like a rock, have indeed split up. Granted, by all reports it seems to be amicable, but we don’t yet know why they split. You may remember how Kelis and Nas bragged that they bought their isolated Atlanta house specifically for the purpose of enjoying..well..extremely noisy canoodling, let us just say. And even worse, Kelis is apparently seven months pregnant with the result of one such noisy canoodling.
It’s a tragic day for celebrity breakups, kids…we don’t take any pleasure in it, but the news is still the news, and the news must always go on.
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