I know I’ve taken a lot of flack around here for being a Twilight hater, so in the interest of proving my objectivity as a pure hardcore freelance journalist, I present to you some evidence that the idea that Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are hooking up realtime is, in fact, NOT as far-fetched as everyone may think.
In fact, there’s a fair chance that’s what’s actually going on. Dig the word:
The media setups (Rob and Nikki, Jackson and Kristen) just aren’t flying with you smart little Twi-Twits anymore, and people are most definitely taking notice. Life & Style reports there’s still drama with Nik and Robert, but we’re told that stuff is still being pushed to the media to help slowly “out” Kristen and Rob. Apparently Pattz and Stew are getting so fed up with being told what (and who) to do all the time that they are “refusing to play along anymore.” How deelish! Rob has been seen coming back from the direction of Kristen’s hotel at 1:30 a.m. and 3 a.m., respectively, on different nights,” snitches our VBC eyes.
Conjecture of the highest sort, I know–but man, is it ever RATIONAL. Pattinson and Stewart already have solid relationships with significant others, at least on the surface, so breaking it off any too quickly with the current ones is going to make the both of them look bad. So there’s a steady but slow push to “phase out” the current S.Os to clear the way for the unstoppable god-emperor hookup of the twenty-first century (so far) the real-life Edward and Bella.
Is it actually happening? Can’t say. But there is a growing body of plausibility and evidence that suggests some hanky-panky is afoot, and one ignores plausibility at one’s own peril.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
By the way they are together. Did you guys see the pics from Saturday on Popsugar.com or Newmoonmovie.org? If so check it out. By the way, Summit is still trying to give them a hard time about their relations ship. Check with Eonline(the awful truth) go read all the archives and twitter(the awful truth) of course. Matter a fact, one of the workers shot the first pic of R/K out Saturday and she states they were in fact making out.
May 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
This is truely AWESOME!! It’s about time R&K tell Summit to S U C K it!
May 5th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Of course they are together, C’mon…like this is the first time fans have been tricked into thinking something that is not true?? They are SOOO together…..Let them be!!
May 5th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
they are so bumping uglies-how hard is to understand they are two hot coworkers who are bored and cold in canada? crap, what else is there to do but smoke weed and have sex with your co-worker?
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
i think that Kristen and him will be great together
April 29th, 2009 at 9:27 am
No, Bitch i want him!! lol. Nahh, They would be great together
April 24th, 2009 at 5:56 am
arr this is great he is amazin he and Kristen will be great together love you both x x x x x x x x