Twitter is a funny little invention, folks–it’s told us a whole lot more than we ever wanted to know about our favorite celebrities, and of course, given scheming opportunistic bloggers like myself plenty of useful cannon fodder to throw out.
Including nuggets of joy like THIS;
“On my way to workout with my trainer. Every time we have to do squats, and he yells at me, ‘Get lower like you’re in the club!’ I don’t squat in the club unless I am peeing!”
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….um…yeah…thanks for that, Jess. It’s that kind of ladylike charm that kept Nick on the hook for so long, huh? Seriously, did anyone want to know where Jessica Simpson does her squatting? Did anyone want to ever hear the word “squat” come out of her mouth? Am even I squicked out for USING the word “squat” no less than three times in this paragraph?
No, no and yes, respectively.
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