And for those of you who were wondering who’d come out ahead, no, Anonymous did NOT manage to put Josef Fritzl to the top of the Twitter heap. To be fair, they really started too late to do that much good.
But no, it was Ashton Kutcher who emerged triumphant, fully first to one million fans. Oprah managed to get in the race, and carried her own cult of popularity up to around the hundred and fifty thousand mark just about the same time that Kutcher took his millionth follower, and CNN conceded defeat in the wee hours of Friday morning.
Kinda sad that it ended already–I was polishing my Edward R. Murrow-esque commentary to watch the Twitter War in full swing, but it ended faster than the first Iraqi war. So many good lines lost.
I breathe a sigh and go on to the next dose of gossip. Hopefully Miley did something stupid over the weekend or Rob Pattinson got caught with a hooker.













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