This couldn’t make less sense if it tried, folks. Seriously. I’ve reported on a whole lot of celebrity weirdness, celebrity stupidity and sheer balls-out celebrity insanity in my time here, but man, this could quite possibly be the weirdest thing YET.
Apparently there’s some kind of running battle amongst Hollywood’s Twitter devotees to try and be the first to a million followers, like they’re running some kind of cult. Currently out in front is the pictured at left Ashton Kutcher, but he’s not alone in the hunt. News network CNN is closing on the one million mark, and even Puffy’s getting into the act with about half a million. Even better, Internet troublemakers extraordinaire Anonymous has put its massive web-savvy collective support behind making subhuman monster Josef Fritzl, also known as Basement Dad for his years-long imprisonment and repeated incestual rape of his daughter, the one million Twitter winner first.
You really have to laugh…you really do. Because if you didn’t laugh, you’d likely just go insane. Who will be the Million Twitter Winner? Well…time will tell. And by the time you see this, may well have already told.
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