All right, folks, it’s time for some FUN! That’s right–a whole BATTERY of Miley Cyrus DIRECT QUOTES!
Strap in and make sure your barf bags are handy, because this one’s a doozy!
“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him (Justin Gaston). He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”
Did he point you to the one about streetcorner Pharisees yet?
“Honestly, I didn’t like him (Gaston) at first. I was like, ‘Great, another song writer. This should be fun.’”
Because the last thing you want to do is be hooked up with a guy who A. looks like your father and B. does the same thing your father did briefly for a living. Oh, and the fact that your relationship is ILLEGAL in several states (you’re sixteen, he’s twenty. Best not have sex for two years, because that’s called “statutory rape”.) probably couldn’t help.
Apparently she changed her mind, because she followed up with: “…he’s, like, the coolest guy, so it’s good. He’s very cute, but I don’t think he gets as much credit as he should because he’s a really good guy.”
Guess the lobotomy kicked in…. And now, to cap it all off, Miley’s enthusiasm at having discovered how to color her own hair. Yes, you read that correctly. No, it’s not a typo.
“I’m going to save so much money, you have no idea! I’m pretty proud of myself. Dude, if it’s going to be between $8 and $800 … it’s a good idea.”
Yes, congratulations. You’ve mastered basic literacy and read the instructions. Huzzah, Miley…huzzah.
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