Oh man…this takes some SERIOUS stones. Stones I had not thought Jennifer Aniston previously possessed. Well, either way, it’s downright AMAZING, and when I fill you in on what’s going on here you’re not going to believe it either.
Apparently Jennifer Aniston is righteously torqued because a certain celebrity went on record, publicly, as saying she refused to see Jennifer’s newest movie, Marley and Me. Which celebrity?
Oprah.
Dig the word:
Oprah, apparently still reeling still reeling from the 2007 death of her golden retriever, Gracie, couldn’t bring herself to watch the film about a couple’s relationship with their mischievous golden retriever, and their grief when he dies.
This, according to Jennifer Aniston, was “a declaration of war”.
My jaw dropped THROUGH the floor. There’s still a hole in my office floor where I can see my basement flooding even as we speak. Who declares WAR on OPRAH?? That’s an invitation for some fiftyish soccer mom to strap on some explosives and go knocking on your front door! The Wrath of Oprah is widely known and in some cases feared outright–just ask a Texan who raises cattle what HE thinks of Oprah and wait for the fireworks.
Like I said, serious stones. SERIOUS.
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