Remember all that stuff I said about Miley Cyrus being a massive attention whore? Turns out I’ve just been vindicated, folks. It’s TRUE. Recent reports, that I totally have links to, say that Miley and many of her contemporaries actually TIP OFF the paparazzi in advance so there will always be plenty of flashbulbs handy for when they do things like go to the store or the hair salon or whatnot. Then, apparently, they complain about their lack of privacy later.
Well, the jig is up, kid–we’ve got you DEAD BANG now. This is just too awesome for WORDS. Because excuse me for noting the logical fallacies involved here, but if she’s tipping them off in advance, and they show up, how can she possibly be so eager to complain whenever she shows up in the magazines?
I’d always suspected this was a case of “methinks she doth protest too much”, and now I’ve got proof to that effect.
Vindication, folks…it feels AMAZING.
April 13th, 2009 at 8:41 am
ps i’m actually named marta but my sis’s bff put in her name and i hadn’t checked that
April 13th, 2009 at 8:37 am
wait didit send the 1st
one
April 13th, 2009 at 8:36 am
*miley
*jealous
sorry my computer keyboard is a little broken and the space bar u need to push hard to work it an l and a are hard too
April 13th, 2009 at 8:30 am
don’t call miey that you are the real one putting up this stupid stuff to put miley down you’re just jelous of her popularity and are trying to get as popular as miley you’re just some selena and demi fan guess what? they are all friends now so shut your trap b4 i cut your head off with a toothbrush. ok?