Early reports suggest that Britney Spears’ newest tour is, once again, a waste of a huge amount of ticket money for anyone who actually shells out for this show.
The set list apparently includes precious little of her best material–you can check it out here–but perhaps the BEST revelation of the day was when I found this. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the live feed from Britney Spears’ microphone.
There are some parts that sound indistinguishable from a five hundred pound man attempting to run an uphill marathon. Other parts are reminiscent of H.P. Lovecraft at his best, and clearly, Britney is trying to summon Yog-Sothoth from R’yleh Beneath the Waves.
Though I’m sure if Britney were here to refute this herself–and boy, would she like to!–she’d exhort you all to go out and buy tickets anyway. After all, she’s got three kids to feed.
And yes, I’m counting K-Fed.
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