It’s been a rough few weeks for old Chris…beating Rihanna into a pulp, possibly getting herpes, being the preferred commentary whipping boy of choice…but there’s some surprise support coming for Chris. Guess from where!
Saturday Night Live.
Kenan Thompson came out in support of Brown, saying they might well be planning to have him on as a musical guest! Dig the word:
“It’s not up to me, but I’m sure we would if he had another hit single. We don’t care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!”
Thompson continued to roll out the barrel for Chris, describing the whole Rihanna thing as an “unfortunate situation”. He followed that up with this lovely little nugget: “I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”
Uh oh…seldom a good idea to blame the victim, man. Whole thing only gets weirder with each passing day.
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