So at this point it’s anybody’s guess if John Mayer is actually Jennifer Aniston’s actual boyfriend any more–they’ve been on again / off again more times than power lines in a bad windstorm. But one thing is clear–John’s been promoted to something called “Oscar boyfriend” rank for the upcoming Oscar party.
By all reports, he’s feeling peppy about the whole thing, and planning to be a ghost come Monday morning because he’s just GOT to finish that new record of his. He’s actually talking about contracts signed in blood, that’s how dire the whole thing is. But he’s feeling peppy…at least until you look at his TWITTER PAGE!!
“Getting your feelings hurt is your heart’s way of telling you that all systems are a go.”
Uh…HUH. That…means something. I know it does. There’s a coherent thought in there somewhere, but for the life of me I cannot determine just what that thought is.
Are you two together or what? Just ANSWER us, huh?
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