This man is some kind of walking trainwreck, I tell you what. I’m not even going to make fun of him, because the Great Gloved One is just entirely too downright weird. The truth is bizarre enough without me railing on him.
Dig this–apparently Michael might have picked up a staph infection during a recent round of plastic surgery, the kind of staph that has the potential to mutate into a so-called “flesh-eating superbug”. Worse yet, said flesh-eating superbugs tend to favor attacking delicate, fleshy areas…like Michael’s heavily-modified nose. Perhaps worst of all is that Michael was recently spotted entering a Beverly Hills clinic with severe inflammation in–you guessed it–his hands and face.
A noseless Michael…coming soon? Possibly, possibly…but I genuinely feel bad for the guy at this point. Like he hasn’t been through enough weirdness already, even IF most of it was self-inflicted?
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