You can officially stick a fork in the little dancester’s career because it’s over like a lead balloon.
Not only did he MISS THE GRAMMYS, which is a pretty big deal, Wrigley’s has also recently announced that the chances of ever seeing those hip-hopish Doublemint ads on TV again featuring Brown are approximately equivalent to those of a snowball’s in hell. Even IF you make it wear a little hat. Check out the corporate doubletalk frenzy flying out of Wrigley’s spokesweasels:
“Wrigley is concerned by the serious allegations made against Chris Brown.”
“We believe Mr. Brown should be afforded the same due process as any citizen. However, we have made the decision to suspend the current advertising featuring Brown and any related marketing communications until the matter is resolved.”
‘nother words, give us a call when Satan takes up figure skating, Chris.
It’d be interesting to hear a little more out of Ike–no, wait, CHRIS–but he’s been pretty mum about the whole thing from what I can tell. Probably pleading the fifth.
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