There are days, folks, when I can barely force my fingers to believe that which I intend to type. Seems that none other than Steve-O from Jackass is looking to be next on Dancing With The Stars.
Yes. Steve-O. That halfwit who got his own face tattooed on his back (why? In case he forgets what he looks like from behind?) is planning to join Dancing With The Stars.
When you consider that he just spent four months in an insane asylum, however, his decision to join Dancing With The Stars can be viewed in a whole different light–a light that makes much more sense. In fact, sources tell OK! Magazine: “Steve-O is taking his dancing very seriously. He’s committed to leading a healthy, wholesome life, and that includes mastering the classic moves of dance!”.
Also looking to join him is celebrity hottie Denise Richards, which makes only slightly more sense.
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