It’s baby number FIVE for celebrity punching bag extraordinaire Bobby Brown, a former favorite target of the now-defunct Mad TV.
Bobby, as you’ll recall, shared a tempestuous relationship with singing great Whitney Houston until about two years ago when they split up. Bobby then found a new girlfriend, whom he promptly knocked up apparently four months ago, if the word out of Bobby’s agent is reliable.
I don’t know where to begin trying to figure out what’s wrong with this. Would it be out of line to suggest a massive neutering program for stupid celebrities, or does that smack too much of eugenics? I mean, come on, Bobby…you’re not doing that great as it is unless you’re getting some kind of alimony from Whitney. And even SHE’S not doing that great. Maybe it’s time to put the baby train on HOLD, huh?
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