File this one under the “raging hypocrisy” department.
You know how Eddie Murphy’s been getting the push on to improve his image from raging foulmouth comedian to safe inoffensive pablum generating family man? Well, here’s a chunk of news for those of you who think it’s worked.
Apparently, right around two years ago, Eddie had a baby with former Spice Girl Mel B. Now, this is where things get interesting. Murphy hasn’t seen that baby since because, according to friends, seeing the baby would necessarily involve seeing the mother. And Mel B. is, apparently, a scary woman.
Well, Eddie, scuse me if I can’t cry for you Argentina–you’re the one who had sex with the chick who called herself Scary Spice. Now man up and take care of your many, many children if you expect anyone to really buy this image change of yours.
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