Didn’t I just finish talking about the big John Mayer / Jennifer Aniston breakup? Like twenty minutes ago? Okay, no…it was more like a week or two, but John Mayer has definitely NOT let any grass grow under his feet, or under his little black book.
The celebrity skirt-chaser extraordinaire was recently spotted at some place called the Marix Tex Mex Restaurant, planting several kisses on an as-yet-unnamed blonde girl. Apparently, there’s actual video of this “date” that exists, and John was said to be acting “nervous” during the whole affair.
Well, yeah…sure. Sure he’s nervous! He’s actually dating a *gasp!* NON CELEBRITY for like the first time in ages! …that we know of, anyway. In fact, the timing on this one is just a smidge noticeable–like I said, he only just broke up with Jen within the last several days to three weeks. And now he’s actually out with some new chick and up to kiss-in-public rank? This suggests that something’s been going on there for a little while…like possibly pre-breakup.
Was John cheating and managed to slip it past us? No one knows…but it’s clear no one’s going to be any too eager to give this guy the benefit of the doubt.













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