It’s called Sassafras, it’s in the exclusive waterfront town of Lloyd Neck, and it’s the former stomping grounds of the steadily growing Angelina Jolie / Brad Pitt confluence. They’re selling it off to move to, possibly, the north shore of Long Island, ensuring they will be as far as possible from California. Ostensibly it’s to get away from the paparazzi. Pitt says about same in Newsweek: “The publicity machine is out of control. It’s everything we didn’t sign up for. There’s this whole other entity that you get sucked into.”
Oh, go cry, emo kid. Seriously, you’re making millions per picture in a time when people are losing their homes and starving on the streets and you’ve got the unimaginable stones to whine about talking about your personal life? Scuse me if I can’t sum that up in one word: BAAAAAAAWWWW.
You know what? Try raising your collective of kids in a van down by the river and see if you’re still complaining about the “publicity machine”.
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