This chunk of news amazed me, folks, because I hadn’t heard ANYTHING out of Kevin Federline since the world was hailing him as a fantastic baby daddy (to Britney’s kids, not to those OTHER kids he had before–you know, the PRACTICE kids), and for all I knew he was currently hosting several species of fish at the bottom of the Pacific.
What, like K-Fed wouldn’t make a sweet coral reef?
Anyway…the admittedly out of shape Federline is looking to get back in stride just in time to join up with Dancing With The Stars. His career (what career?) “isn’t exactly where he wants it to be”, say sources, thus the push to dance on TV.
First, I take issue with the idea of K-Fed being classified as a “star” and not a “leech” or a “sponge”, but I guess calling the show “Dancing With the Promiscuous Parasites” just doesn’t have the same ring.
That and, excuse my rule lawyering, but wasn’t K-Fed allegedly a professional dancer before knocking up Britney and becoming King of the Couch Riders? I thought professionals couldn’t compete on Dancing With the Stars.
Either way, hopefully we’ll get some resolution on this one soon, like the folks at ABC laughing and pointing for twenty minutes before showing him the door.
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