In a move that proves beyond all doubt that the paparazzi really are just demonized journalists, one of them recently saved an elderly dog from certain death at the hands of traffic. Whose dog, you ask? Jennifer Aniston’s.
Norman, Aniston’s elderly corgi-terrier mix, bolted from Jen’s house one recent night and was walking his way up a busy road when he was intercepted by an intrepid paparazzo. Said paparazzo coaxed the frightened and probably disoriented Norman to come closer to him, and the paparazzo took gently hold of Norman’s collar and escorted him back to Jen’s house.
Yeah. They saved your DOG, Aniston. Nary a word of thanks that I can spot, nary the barest hint of gratitude.
You see, folks? The paparazzi are just folks out to do their jobs like any other, doing good where they can, and in exchange, they’re vilified, demonized and occasionally outright assaulted by haughty, pompous celebrities who think they’re somehow above the law.
The next time you hear about someone coldcocking a paparazzo, think of poor Norman, lost and shivering and about to get flattened by a passing beemer until a paparazzo stepped in. Then maybe they’ll be able to do their jobs in peace.
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