The question being posed around Hollywood right now is: “Is there another Paris Hilton sex tape?”
You might as well ask “Are they still serving bacon at the International House of Pancakes?”. The chances of there NOT being a second–or third, or hundred and third, or nineteen thousand and third–sex tape involving Paris Hilton are pretty slim.
Apparently this one involves the trust fund Viking in a “state of arousal” in the back of a New York City taxi. Kinda creepy, I know, but this isn’t where the weirdness ends. The guy who’s claiming this tape exists is a fella named Darnell Riley, who bought said tape from two Russian kids who stole various videos from Hilton’s house following a break-in. Of course, he’s also currently locked up for trying to blackmail Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, so take it with as large a grain of salt as you like.
But frankly, attaching Paris to ANY rumor really isn’t outlandish. The girl is a walking rumor factory–if I said she was recently caught having sex with Kim Jong-Il in his Pyongyang summer home, or that she’s actually an international jewel thief nicknamed “The Fox”, or that she recently developed a line of lingerie made partially from the intestines of small animals, would you NOT believe any of that?
Of course, they’re all totally false–I made them all up. But were any of them specifically UNBELIEVABLE? There’s the rub. There’s nothing too outlandish for this girl.
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