It’s getting worse and worse out there for entertainment journalists, folks, as more and more celebrities turn to vigilante justice to settle their troubles. Not so very long ago, Kelly Osbourne–you know, one of the four black holes of culture that populate the show The Osbournes and are slowly sucking Western civilization into a morass of sleaze and idiocy?–bitch-slapped celebrity journalist Zoe Griffin in a night club after Griffin referred to Osbourne’s nineteen year old fiance Luke Worrall as “stupid”.
Granted, the idiot didn’t know what an earthquake was, but that’s still no reason to call him stupid. Oh, who am I kidding? Yes it is. School children learn about earthquakes in fourth grade physical science and this guy had no clue? What, did his nap time run a little long that day?
Anyway, Kelly turned herself in to the cops just a couple weeks ago–earlier this month–and from the looks of things has a court date in March.
Zoe, if you’re out there reading this, keep the faith, sister in print. While you’re at it, do us all a favor and sue the Osbournes into oblivion. We’ve got to take a stand against celebrities who think they’re above the law and that it’s okay to punch a paparazzi or any other journalist. That and it might put the kibosh on that variety show idea of theirs….
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