Seems that Johnny Knoxville recently ran afoul of the National Transportation Safety Board for having an “unusual” item in his luggage.
I know, right now, you’re cringing as anything from the uber-Jackass himself that could be described purposely as “unusual” must be a real winner. And indeed, this is no exception–what Knoxville was transporting in his luggage was a hand grenade.
Okay, so it was just a replica. But you can imagine the fracas that ensued at the security checkpoint, where you’re STILL not allowed to bring bottles of water, when they discover the hand grenade in a guy’s luggage. Amazingly, cops managed to process this guy so fast that he could still make his flight–considering the horror stories I’ve heard it’s enough to make me wonder if the spectre of “preferential treatment for celebrities” reared its ugly head once again–and of course, no one was hurt in the incident.
There’s all sorts of things I can say here about how idiotic this whole thing is, on BOTH ends, but I’ll just leave it at saying that Knoxville is indeed a Jackass.
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