Oh, I know…that’s sort of a low blow on George. But then, so was that. Anyway, seems that the courts don’t take kindly to false imprisonment any more and thus sentenced the effeminate former glam-rocker from Culture Club to fifteen years in lockup.
Basically, Boy George hired a male escort / model to pose for some “erotic photos”. And after the session, when Boy George thought said escort / model was rummaging around his computer, George went a little nuts and chained up said model and issued a collection of hair-curling death threats. The model managed to break free of his enforced captivity and bugged out for the police in rapid fashion, and Boy George found out what bondage play was like when it comes from the state.
You’ll excuse me if I’m not too sympathetic for Boy George here. Karma, after all, is a real pain in the…auugh! ANOTHER low blow! Two actually, if you count the “Karma Chameleon” subreference. Sorry, Boy George, you’re just making this too easy!














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