28. May 2009
Well, folks–the curtain has been thrown back, and now, the first couple of TLC are being revealed as weirder than anything Spencer and Heidi could’ve come up with. Here’s a quick rundown on the many newsy tidbits I dug up: 1. Kate kept Jon on an allowance of just five dollars a day. That’s right–Jon was [...]
Continue reading...26. May 2009
You know when your wife breaks down crying on your Discovery Channel show and says “We may not be together much longer”, your blood has to be running colder than frozen molasses. In case you haven’t been keeping up, the rumors are flying fast and furious around the real-life title characters of the show Jon and [...]
Continue reading...26. May 2009
Remember when I told you about Alec Baldwin’s little Philippines problem? Seems there’s been a whole new wrinkle to tell you about, and man, is it ever a winner. Not only has Baldwin, with his unpleasant remarks at the expense of the entire Filipino country, been threatened by representatives of the government, but it’s gone [...]
Continue reading...19. May 2009
Seriously, this woman has given me more laughs over the last few months than my Dave Barry book collection. Her paranoia, her raging egomania, her sheer hubris have all coalesced together into a beautiful package of gleeful hatred that makes it just so much fun to point out her many, many, MANY foibles. Apparently, Gwyneth’s coming [...]
Continue reading...19. May 2009
Why, none other than Kate Hudson! Here’s some scary news for you, folks–after Madge ditched the baseballer for a new model some time ago, we haven’t heard a whole lot out of A-Rod on his social life. Well, it may surprise you to know that Kate Hudson’s been spotted with him on several occasions. Once at [...]
Continue reading...14. May 2009
So it seems that Daniel Radcliffe, the naked musical fruitcake playing Harry Potter in every Harry Potter movie ever released EVER, has struck up what’s described as a “close friendship” with Dolly Parton impersonating transvestite Our Lady J. Dig the word: “He’s a lovely guy and he and Our Lady J got on like a house [...]
Continue reading...12. May 2009
Remember when I was talking about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hooking up? Well…um…it’s actually been confirmed that that is most certainly not the case. One, it seems that Summit Entertainment actually has a STANDING POLICY in place that prevents the two from dating for legal reasons. It would be an actual no-kidding VIOLATION OF THEIR [...]
Continue reading...23. April 2009
The shrill, chalkboard-screech cries of “Daaaaaddyyyyy, make them STOOOOOP!” we all heard last Tuesday after Howard Stern played an “unedited sound-board” version of Beyonce singing “If I Were A Boy” on the Today show wasn’t just in our imagination, folks–Beyonce ran to daddy and demanded he make them stop talking smack about her. And daddy was [...]
Continue reading...16. April 2009
Okay, see…this is why it’s postively imperative to keep celebrity’s mouths shut as much as is possible, because when you let them go off the rails, they say the most amazing things. And that’s not a compliment, either–dig the word from the recently jilted Hulk Hogan: “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like [...]
Continue reading...14. April 2009
Seems Britney’s Circus tour is becoming quite a circus in its own right. Remember how I was talking about Britney’s bizarre cries following the Vancouver stop? About the weed and suggesting how audience members should “rock out”? Well, apparently there were others. And man…they’re BAFFLING. For instance, while starting things off at the San Jose show, [...]
Continue reading...31. March 2009
Uh oh…somebody better let poor Sean Penn know that Bill O’Reilly, the bombastic simpleton extraordinaire behind the Fox News program of the same name, will under no circumstances watch the upcoming Three Stooges movie that Penn will be starring in. Dig the word: “He’s a great actor, and if you hire him, you’ll get a good [...]
Continue reading...17. March 2009
It would look a lot like life itself. Celebrity and all around High Holy Hoity-Toity Gwyneth Paltrow is apparently mystified to discover that no one wants to pay her five grand a year to join her gym. Gwyneth’s trainer and partner Tracy Anderson has apparently had to resort to telemarketing and cold-calling, and isn’t coming up [...]
Continue reading...12. March 2009
Welcome to the real world, celebs…seems that the celebrities that own houses over in Dubai–among them Brangelina, David and Victoria Beckham, and for some reason Michael Jackson–are getting pounded by the massive contraction in real estate prices. In fact, the current word says they’re losing as much as–get this!–a HUNDRED GRAND A WEEK.It’s gotten so bad [...]
Continue reading...3. March 2009
So Miley’s been caught flashing cameras again, and it’s STILL our fault for talking about it. If you go here, you’ll discover that Miley’s been out running, and showing plenty of skin in the process. Thus, it’s not a surprise that she was photographed, and her response is textbook Miley. Specifically, Page 3, in the big [...]
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28. June 2009
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