The starlet said it herself, “My life really isn’t that interesting.” And it isn’t! So for me, I was glad to see LiLo on Ellen, setting the damn record straight finally. I have a feeling that the LiLo era of celebrity exploitation is coming to an end….but where one falls, another rises!

How? Leno is a giant! He’s big in other countries too! So if they travel all the way to L.A. and have intentions on seeing his show in person. They expect just that! Not this week ladies and gentlemen!

This actually is the first time in all the years Leno has done the Tonight Show that a taping has had to be cancelled due to him being ill. Can you believe that? Since 1992!!!! And you call-in every few weeks or so.

I wouldn’t care about a crown either if they had asked me a question that the world is so divided on. Perez Hilton should get punched in the face for asking her that question….it just wasn’t fair! But, it’s in his face! Because she didn’t give him the answer we all know he wanted!!

This “For The Love of Ray J” contestant showed that she had tricks and gifts on the very first day. So it wasn’t so much a suprise that Chardonnay would hit the stripper pole the way she did. It was what she did when she got up there, that made my ass jump up off of the couch like I was in the strip club with them that night!

I don’t care who you are, if you saw this and it didn’t make you want to jump out of your seat, you are a boring, lame soul with no sense of humor and respect for people with talent!

Sorry for the bootleg clip….

Stev-O was probably the most suprising contestant in my eyes and one whom I expected to get sent packing much sooner than week 6. Strictly for entertainment purposes I would’ve chose Stev-O over LT. But the show is called Dancing With The Stars not Jackassing With The Stars, so the right person was sent home…..

You see these two beautiful ladies right here! For anyone who may not know, to your left is Aundrea, and to your right is Dawn….both of the music group     Danity Kane.

I personally took a liking to Aundrea! I mean, she’s just sexy to me. The type of chick that could make a guy cheat on his girl type sexy!

Anyhow, as of a few days ago, my mind has changed tremendously. The reason why? I wouldn’t cheat on my girl with a chick that I would regret waking up next to at any point….

Skip to the 2:45 - 3:10 point of the video to see what I’m talkin’ about…..

In just a few we will know exactly who the next Gentlemen’s Club Alumnus will be. From only seeing the reruns here and there when I have been bored out of my mind, I can now unbiasly say that the 2nd season was not at all better than the 1st.

A visit from the past may hit these so called G’s harder than they thought.

CHECK OUT WHO THE SUPRISE VISIT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know that fan involvment is what keeps shows like Dancing with the Stars and American Idol popular, but c’mon people. This is a dancing competition! Not a favorites competition. All too often are couples being sent packing that did better than the other contestants. Whatever though….it’s going to happen anyway, but do you really think this performance deserved to be sent packing?

StevO probably should’ve been next. Can’t believe he is actually still in the runnings……Aaaah!!

Though I’m sure Kal himself isn’t concered…he’s on his way to D.C. to work for President Barak Obama. Horaay for him….

Dr. Kutner Tribute

Dr. House, being the intuitive mastermind that he is in the hospital, shows off his CSI skills and figures out that Kutner didn’t kill himself off, but in fact was murdered….how did I know that was going to happen??? Or did it?

She is their Favorite Female Singer! Again!

I like Miley…She’s down to earth. She’s real! She had the balls to admit that she didn’t think she was going to win….and did it with tears. What a cold day in tween world it would have been if Hannah Montana didn’t win something…..

Recently she snapped when a reporter asked her if she thought that her family with it’s history of drug problems should host a family variety show. Obviously that was a very STUPID question to ask Anyone about their family. Fortunately, no smackdown was laid this time.

Here is Ozzy and Sharon on Jimmy Kimmel Live Today….

A shopping problem can be controled….Or a person can spend all their money until they don’t have anymore to shop with. Fortunately for Rev Run’s daughters, they assessed their own shopping problem. Anyways, they will never go broke. And Kim Kardashian…well let’s just say that I don’t think that she will be going broke any time soon either.  But the fact that they set up an Interventionist for her, was quite amusing. I couldn’t believe that they actually had shopping interventionists.

Then, the unthinkable…..Snoop tells Paris that he wants to freestyle with her. When she said Ok, I was like, Uh Oh!!! And this is what happened…..

Not as bad as I thought. Paris Hilton actually has a little flow.

That is a great suggestion for a lot of these reality shows with people feuding on them. Just let them fight. And if someone backs down, then they need to keep their mouth shut! At any rate, this is a cat fight I really do want to see!

This kind of power abuse on shows like Dancing with the Stars should be illegal….but then again, without the drama, it’s not TV. Thanks judges, you just gave the guy with the old bar-stool legs another chance to make himself look bad. We still admire his heart, but damn!

They were doing fine, until he got on his knees. Then you just had to brace yourself like, Uh Oh! It really wasn’t even the fact that he almost collapsed that messed up the routine. It was much more so Steve’s serious attempt at the Worm! It takes heart to go on TV and do that too, but what the hell was he trying to prove?

Clooney wasn’t the only one to return for a relapse of TV appearances. Dr. Doug Ross’ on screen wife, nurse Carol Hathaway also returned for her dose of ‘Old Times’. E.R. had an Old Times reunion on this episode. Too bad you’ll have to try and catch the rerun if you missed it….

What about the celebs that we KNOW do stuff like cocaine, heroin and pills on a regular basis? Well what about them…they haven’t got caught on camera doing it! So, I take it that, Phelps is going to do, what Phelps is going to do…he is just going to be smarter around people with cameras from now on!

We will remember him for his great Olympic accomplishments much longer than we are going to remember his embarrasing photo. Those who are disgusted with Phelps and continue to try exposing him, are really just wasting their energy…

The other day, he came out on Ellen lookin’ more like Richard Rubin from Beauty and the Geek season 1 than himself, with those horrific dance moves. However, once he began to speak, he talked about how he is a Twitter-er and how he frequently sends purely positive messages to his followers. Sometimes, people do need a word of encouragement and coming from someone as accomplished as P. Diddy, it could really spark the brain of our next Billionaire, so for that reason, I have joined Diddy’s followers to see what type of encouraging, positive, inspiring things are being put out there…

Diddy Also spoke on his letting Chris and Rihanna use his Florida residence to reunite! I guess he’s not that bad of a guy after all…

Madison on the other hand scored an 18 out of 30, and was described by one of the judges as a baby deer with wobbly legs. Still she didn’t do the worst!

Tonioli, who ended up at the bottom of the point system, were told that watching him dance was,  “It was like watching a Teletubby going mad in a gay pride parade.”

Man….if they never ever hit it on the button, they did it there!

He also speaks positively about a few lengends who haven’t been getting any good press for the past 14 years or so. And he apologizes for his bitchy attitudes. Thanks Kanye! You do what other artists are afraid to do!

Paris then goes on to say that she has been offered to do her BFF show in several countries. Can you say fougaisies!!!

I like Macho…for that reason I’m giving him some vindication here…

….See what I mean!

Be sure to check it out starting at 12:35 a.m. — after all, unlike on Saturday Night Live, as a talk show host he’ll actually be allowed to crack up during a sketch.

What do you think about Joaquin’s act?

Many of us love to see the stupid commercials that air during important events. Whether it be the Oscars, the Grammy’s, or the Super Bowl, the commercials can be just as entertaining if not more than the event itself. When celebrities come together for these endorsed reasons, I find it especially entertaining though I can’t understand how they could think that these commercials will actually help sell their product, beside the fact that little kids copy those they look up to. Continuous commercials such as the Quest For G, Gatorade commercials put a stupid twist on something so simple. Music entertainment sponsors need to take their cue from movie and sports entertainment sponsors…In other words. I don’t want to just see Beyonce looking beautiful and elegant as usual, I wanna see her falling down stairs first, getting up, then possibly still looking beautiful and elegant…

These contestants didn’t know what they were in for. Nice little twist in the beginning there. I mean, Who wouldn’t have voted for the old lady?  Who would you have voted for??

T.I. is coming out with a show also.  Maybe it’ll be good, maybe not! I really think that he is one of the finer rap artists today as far as his professionalism is concerned.  Carson Daily said if he knew he was going to jail, he’d head south and spend his days in a Mexican whore house… Wow! We know what he be up to when he’s in Mexico….yuk!

As long as she is happy, no one can really judge her, but she has come out to defend herself, from all the negative comments people have been making regarding this recent animal like child birth experience…