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Rastafarians take note–Britney Spears just says no to weed. No, seriously. Weed is apparently not Britney’s drug of choice. What it is is beyond me, but check out this word from a stop on her Circus tour: 4 songs in, Brit’s lip synching show in Vancouver was shut down — an announcement proclaiming excessive smoking made it [...]
Continue reading...9. April 2009
For what, you ask? For always providing me with an endless array of things to make fun of thanks to your glorious Twitter feed, in which you’re apparently bound to spell out every single poorly-conceived brain fart you’ve ever hard in under a hundred and forty characters. Today’s exciting installment includes such amazing thoughts as: How do [...]
Continue reading...7. April 2009
Choreographer of dance competition show, “So You Think You Can Dance” Alex DeSilva has been indited for multiple sexual assaults he allegedly commited from May 2003 to March 2009. WTF!! What is this sh*t! This guy is a complete idiot if he really did what they are accusing him of. On one hand, I think [...]
Continue reading...7. April 2009
Since the last time I said anything about this, we had the final 4. That was 2 weeks ago, and we still have 3 ladies left. Since then, we’ve learned a lot about these girls. They each took lie detector tests, which Unique told the most lies, Cocktail Revealed that she needs a man to [...]
Continue reading...7. April 2009
Okay, folks, brace yourselves and remain very, VERY, calm, because the stuff I’m about to lay out represents some serious speculation based on a limited series of reported points. For those of you who don’t believe what I’m about to tell you, here’s the citation. Point one: Robert Pattinson has reportedly been found getting very “physical” [...]
Continue reading...7. April 2009
Gwyneth Paltrow, I’d just like to take this opportunity to personally thank you for having an ego so massive that it can be viewed from space. It allows you to spew all sorts of nonsensical gibberish that you fervently believe in, publicly, thus allowing me to write snarky little articles about it. For instance, you [...]
Continue reading...7. April 2009
In a movie possibly calculated to ensure that Perez Hilton can’t keep track of his movements and will instead have to resort to the GPS chip he implanted in the young star, Zac Efron has eschewed all forms of vanity electronic media. No MySpace, no Facebook, no Twitter, no blog, no tweet, not a bleat [...]
Continue reading...7. April 2009
You know, you’ve got to hand it to the poor guy. He has NOT been doing well in Hollywood pretty much ever since Diff’rent Strokes broke up, and yet, despite this, he’s still in there swinging. But there’s a limit…and I think he may have reached it with his upcoming film Midgets Vs. Mascots. Follow that [...]
Continue reading...7. April 2009
I think somehow tout Hollywood just went totally bughouse bonkers over the weekend, folks, because there’s a surprising superabundance of news to pass on. One of the biggest things was that, finally, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up. And SamRo, perhaps realizing that La Lohan is a massive pile of unstable, just sought a [...]
Continue reading...2. April 2009
Seems that certain sections of the Twilight fan base are getting SO scary that they’ve even got Kristen Stewart in a panic. Her recent review with USA Today shows the lengths that some are going, and the depths of her own terror. Dig the word: Another thing that makes her stop in mid-sentence: teenage girls. A [...]
Continue reading...2. April 2009
So I got my hands on some choice bits of a Miley interview with Glamour magazine, and now, it’s time to take them apart for hours of fun! The best thing that’s happened to me in a long, long time has been meeting Justin… Oh, that’s just beautiful. What’s a long time to a sixteen year old, [...]
Continue reading...2. April 2009
Well, this one’s just out of left field, folks. I don’t know if it’s some kind of hideous April Fool’s joke–believe me, I HATE this time of year because news outlets think they have the right to publish outrageous lies and then, when called on it, declare “April Fool’s!” as if that somehow made up [...]
Continue reading...2. April 2009
So, okay–he’s still a celebrity president if ever there was one. Last night they were comparing the guy to Princess Di on the news shows, and not unfavorably. But man, someone’s got to get this guy under control. It’s a common practice to give foreign diplomats gifts. It’s been done for centuries, and now is no [...]
Continue reading...2. April 2009
So apparently, the Circus tour has done quite a bit for Britney–injecting large quantities of cash into her coffers, getting her in “the best shape she’s been in” in a while, and now, even finding love. With a backup dancer. No, seriously. Stop laughing. Britney’s apparently been dating twenty one year old Chase Benz, whose grandmother states that [...]
Continue reading...31. March 2009
Anyone else remember that song, “Because I Got High” (oh, and link very not safe for work!)? Well, Method Man’s making another verse, and it relates to about seven solid years of unpaid taxes. Now, before you start thinking “libel”, well, just check out the word from the man himself: Myself, I’m a pothead. It’s no secret. [...]
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9. April 2009
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