16 of the Funniest Tweets About Being Petty AF
When I'm about to tweet something petty but I gotta stop myself pic.twitter.com/Mb2b3Ih0wU
— NOT GRUMPY CAT (@GrumpyyCat) May 11, 2016
On a scale of 1-10, please tell me: How petty are you, really?
I ask this only because I happen to be moderately-to-severely petty, myself. I try not to be, I really do, but the shackles of pettiness, messiness and living for drama seem to have claimed me once and for all, effectively transforming me into a true messy bitch who lives for drama. One might even say that I am a bonafide member of the petty AF squad (the greatest social club that there is), and for this I blame the Internet.
This is because the Internet is a haven for all those who are overly dramatic. It is here that the smallest of grievances are blown up to massive proportions, and there is no minor scandal that cannot be immediately transformed into a trending hashtag, listicle, and pressing cause. Here, outrage is the only emotion worth feeling, essentially.
Which is what brings me to my original question: How petty are you? If you have ever used the Internet in any capacity — which, if you use context clues, I assume you have at least once — you are probably at least a little bit petty, too. But why fight it? Being petty can be both fun and rewarding, and these tweets prove it. So, check out the best tweets about being petty AF: