Who (We Think) Celebs Thanked Last Night

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It’s been a tough couple of months for some of our favorite (and notsomuch favorite) celebrities. Divorces, nudie pics, paternity tests… They’re probably just thankful the year’s almost up! Nevertheless, since yesterday was Thanksgiving and all, we’re sure even the most scandalous stars found people and/or events to appreciate at dinnertime. So in the spirit of this beautiful holiday, true to Teen.com form, we took our best-educated guesses as to who/what a handful of Young Hollywood gave thanks to on this special occasion…

P.S. Keep in mind, this is all in good fun (and prob most none of it is true).

Justin Bieber gave thanks to the withdrawal of Mariah Yeater’s paternity suit. Now, his fans can go on thinking he’s still a virgin a saint.

Miley Cyrus gave thanks to on-again-off-again boyf Liam Hemsworth. His constant good press for The Hunger Games (not to mention his People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive shoot) makes you forget about her bong salvia incident. Almost.

Kim Kardashian gave thanks to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Since their divorce announcement came only a few weeks after hers, she was able to come out of hiding.

Michael & Dina Lohan gave thanks to their daughter, Lindsay. With her sixth (or is it seventh?) arrest, both of ’em can still pretend they’re great parents. Ya know, by going on TV shows and promoting books and stuff.

Vanessa Hudgens gave thanks to Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson. Both Mila’s and ScarJo’s nude photo scandals pushed V’s “underage” pics from ’07 (and ’09) out of the spotlight.

Chris Brown gave thanks to the release of his F.A.M.E. album. At least now people have something to ask him about other than the Rihanna fiasco.

Which scandal was the juiciest? What do you think other celebs were thankful for? And what or who did you give thanks to this year? Share with us!